The Non-Ability Fighter

It's time! Introducing, in the "powerless" corner, the former undisputed MMA champion Gwangho Hwang, with a professional record of 49:1 and a reputation for all kinds of dirty tactics, returning fresh from a supposed "permanent" suspension. And in the "powered" corner... well, folks, let's just say it's a murderer's row of deadly opponents with an array of special abilities. Welcome to the octagon, the ultimate showdown between a league of enhanced super-fighters going up against Gwangho's brawn and his manager Seyeon's brains! The bell rings for Round 1. Touch gloves, and face the pain! Here... we... go!